Monday, July 06, 2009


Hey! So I took a nap or forty. Get off my back already! Actually I've been lazy. Very, very lazy. I'm trying to fight the lazy, really I am. It keeps coming out on top though. In an effort to squish it down but good, I started jogging. Or Slogging, as I affectionally call it. I started last week. It was great. Running on the track with an awesome friend who got my ass out there in the first place. The track is made of rubber and very nice to run on, when your slogging, that is. When we would run, it would be hardly faster than a brisk walk. Very doable. Until today.....

Today, friend #1 stood me up and another came out to join me. Mother. Chucker! I'm totally going to call her by her real name, because she deserves it. Cara. Cara, almost made me die today. Cara set the pace and my head almost popped off. I thought you were supposed to be able to carry on a conversation while jogging. Today? Not so much. I was just trying not to vomit. However, I did appreciate the pushing. Maybe one day my face will return to it's normal colour. I'm going to stick with it. I'm sure my ass appreciates it. Wednesday we are going to do it all over again. God help me. See you Wednesday Track Nazi!

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